06 August 2007
H was so drunk last night at Glenn's place he started rambling about keeping secrets in a cunt that was so deep Ash insisted it started bleeding because it was too full. H was also talking about metal underwear and refraction and Melbaby insisted it caused the Queen to emit a beam of rainbow when she spoke in the maternal position. H was also so drunk, he spoke Mandarin before he got on a cab with Brian.
I told Alfian, "Happy Ending." He replied, "Happy Beginning."
D woke up at 8/06/2007 08:47:00 PM [comment]
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